10 Reasons You Should Be Single This Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is upon us, and all of sudden Singleness becomes an evident plague. All our friends are getting chocolate hearts and flowers and underneath our happy-for-you smiles are twinges of loneliness and annoyance.

But if you’re anything like me and shudder at the idea of a relationship because you’re as single as a pringle (and loving it), you’re more sad at the idea of not getting any chocolate than at the idea of not getting any affection from a significant other. So let’s take a look at all the reasons you should not only appreciate but LOVE your singleness.

  1. You can wear sweatpants all day and don’t have to improve your salty mood for anyone. No Significant Other, no problem.
  2. eating-chocolate-daily-is-good-for-health980-1456212647_980x457.jpg You can go to the store the day after and get all the chocolate half-price. Who’s the real winner here?
  3. You don’t have to pour out your soul or your wallet trying to find the perfect Valentine’s gift for your Significant Other. More cash for chocolate + travel + books.
  4. e576f7fd38cacc948b83738108b113ce.jpg You can stay home with your cat and watch movies.
  5. You don’t have to worry about being an Annoying Couple (which, let’s face it, 90% of couples are annnnooooyyyyyiinggg)
  6. You don’t have to impress anyone (except maybe your cat)
  7. netflixcheater590-100521616-orig.jpg You can stay focused on the more important things, like netflix homework.
  8. You can listen to every empowerment song on Full Blast and sing at the top of your lungs and No One Can Stop You. #ThatsMyGirl
  9. You don’t have to put up with annoying boys (let’s face it, all boys are at least 40% annoying). Unless you are a boy. Then I have no words for you.
  10. YOU CAN GO TO THE STORE THE DAY AFTER AND BUY ALL THE CHOCOLATE HALF-PRICE. CHOCOLATE SALES ARE THE REAL HOLIDAY.chocolate-angel-00001232149.jpg

Don’t worry, Singles. You only have to wait one more day before the REAL holiday begins.

 

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  1. Smile, Smile, Smile!

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  2. The only three words that registered in my mind were chocolate, books, and Netflix.

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